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De-Coupling

So now I’ve seen the first episode of series 4 of Coupling, what do I think of it? Well, the main disappointment is the loss of Jeff. Apparently the actor who played him didn’t want to appear in this series and also refused to take part in order to be written out properly. So, we now have a remote Jeff and his replacement: a guy called Oliver. This is a big problem. The actor who plays Oliver just isn’t funny.

The writing however is still good. This particular episode is structurally impressive with a number of repeated jokes whose meaning changes each time.

Will Coupling survive without Jeff and with Oliver instead? I provide below answers to a number of questions regarding other TV shows that lost important people:

  • Was Baywatch the same without Pammy? No.
  • Was Gladiators any good when Lightning and Jet left? No.
  • Was X-Files any good without Mulder? Not really.

This definitive analysis shows that Coupling series 4 won’t be any good. I hope that Oliver’s role does improve however and that he ceases to be a Jeff-lite which seems to the current objective.

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Knackered 2

Knackered Factor
Remember my earlier post which eloquently remarked how tired I was? There’s now a promotional website for ProPlus which allows you to work out for yourself how knackered you are based on your sleep patterns, alcohol consumption. My chart for today is on the left. I think it’s quite accurate since I’m feeling a little dozy right now. Try it out for yourself here.

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Cali Wins Division One

This should put the cat amongst the pigeons!

Inverness CT won the Scottish League Division 1 title with a 3-1 win against St Johnstone. However, they’ve already been refused entry to the Premierleague because their ground doesn’t come up to scratch. So they either need to ground share with Aberdeen (only a couple of minutes drive down the A96, you understand), or Partick Thistle get a reprieve from relegation.

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Bright Sparks Revisited

Someone on Apple’s Discussion Forums has suggested a novel way of improving the battery life on iPods. They recommend that the new version of iPod firmware allows people to turn off the LCD display. I presume this is based on their experience of having to charge their LCD watch after one days’ use. Sheesh!

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The Postal Service: Give Up

Number 5 of 2003 — The Postal Service: Give Up

Serendip was the name of the country now known as Sri Lanka. It is also the root of the word serendipity coined by Horace Walpole in 1754 based around a fairy tale titled The Three Princes of Serendip. The relevance is here because, according to Mr Walpole, the princes were "always making discoveries, by accidents and sagacity, of things which they were not in quest of". It’s by serendipity that I discovered this album.

Give Up is the second collaboration between Death Cab for Cutie’s Ben Gibbard and Dntel’s Jimmy Tamborello. Their first collaboration was for a track on the Dntel album Life is Full of Possibilities (which I must get sometime). If you know Dntel and Death Cab for Cutie you can guess the sound of the album. What we have here is a mix of synth-pop that veers towards Intelligent Dance Music territory (discombobulated breakbeat to you and me) and indie songwriting of the ilk found on Radiohead’s OK Computer. I discovered The Postal Service whilst grazing through the multitude of music channels on Sky Digital.

Named because of the way they worked on the album, contributing the music (Tamborello) and the vocals (Gibbard) individually and passing the working results between each other via air mail, The Postal Service have produced an album of understated beauty that demonstrates a high level of musical proficiency and cohesiveness which is lyrically accomplished (aside from one track) — although I didn’t really appreciate this until I saw the lyrics written down. The District Sleeps Alone Tonight launches the album with a tale of meeting an ex-partner in the context of their new relationship – "And I am finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving". It sets the tone for the rest of the album, low-fi synth basslines, electronic drums, lush hushed vocals, harmonies and occasional guitar licks. The single Such Great Heights has interesting lyrics with incredible imagery "I am thinking it’s a sign that the freckles / In our eyes are mirror images and when / we kiss they’re perfectly aligned / and I have to speculate that God himself / did make us into corresponding shapes like / puzzle pieces from the clay".

Things turn a bit iffy on Sleeping In, a song about the assassination of JFK with lyrics I daren’t repeat here, they’re pretty bad aside from the chorus. However, Nothing Better repairs the situation with a story predating the first on the album "Will someone please call a surgeon / who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart / that you’re deserting for better company?". It’s essentially a bittersweet, sometime humorous duet between Ben Gibbard and Jen Wood (who I know nothing about apart from the fact she does indie folk music and, with Jenny Lewis, provides backing vocals on many of the tracks on this album).

Recycled Air ditches the personal introspection for the fear of flying. Clark Gable comes across like some French film shown on BBC4 "..I’ve been waiting since birth to find / a love that would look and sound like a movie". We will become Silhouettes is more serious, addressing the fallout of a nuclear accident, all arranged to a boppy happy children’s tune, with ba ba ba ba lyrics. The sub-pop feel of This Place is a Prison uses disturbed synthetic squelched loops rather like reined-in Aphex Twin tracks, adding live break beats towards the end. The romance exhibited in The District Sleeps Alone Tonight, Such Great Heights, Nothing Better and Clark Gable reappears for Brand New Colony, which reminds me lyrically of A Man Called Adam’s track Porcupine. The album closes with a furious demented instrumental Natural Anthem or so it appears. Lyrics do appear right at the end in a wrong-key for the musical accompaniment. But this all makes sense. The album is light and dark, dark and light, sweet and sour, and everything makes sense. Whether they’ll get together for another album remains to be seen, but this one is one huge happy accident.

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Useless Interface

Sony Japan have just launched a multimedia player with a 20GB hard disk drive and a 2.2-inch colour LCD screen with 320-x-256 pixel resolution. The Vaio Pocket VGF-AP1 screen displays track information when songs are being played and displays, if available, album art. On the right-hand side of the display is a touch-sensitive panel dubbed ‘G-sense’ that is used to control the player. Users navigate through the on-screen menus by running their fingers over the panel in the appropriate direction.

It’s this G-sense panel that I think is useless. It consists of a 25 protuding buttons that are arranged in 5 rows of 5 buttons. According to the Flash presentation you drag your finger through the buttons in order to navigate part way through the menus on the screen. It seems like a 1980s equivalent of a trackpad. Whilst it’s undoubtedly easier to work by touch alone, because there is some feedback, it’s an irrelevant interface because this Vaio also comes with a separate remote control with traditional buttons and an LCD display.

I think Sony have created this Vaio with a view to future extensibility, hence a non-specific user interface on the main machine. I would have thought though that something equivalent to the standard job wheel, 4 way cursor systems that are on most MP3 players and other audio visual equipment might have been more appropriate.

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Borderline

Scotland has the fastest decreasing population in the whole of the recently expanded European Union. So the Scottish Executive have set up a ‘Fresh Talent’ initiative to encourage more people to live and work in Scotland. One part of this is a new website: Scottish Talent. I have many problems with it:

On first glance it’s a Flash-rich with lots of scrolling photographs and it all looks very nice. However, I’m not sure there are many people from the new countries in Europe who have sufficient internet capability to see this Flash version effectively. There is a fortunately a Low Graphics version (actually a Just Text With No Formatting version) which you can hunt for. But, with this latter version it doesn’t make Scotland seem very attractive. You need a balance of text and images. This site doesn’t have it.

The site itself has many usability errors:

  • Some links on the home page are too ambiguous. What does ‘This Is The Time’ mean?
  • The site is all in English. There are no alternative languages.
  • Rollover text colouring is sometimes very close to the standard text colouring.
  • Each section of content seems to have been designed by different people: Some rollover text goes light grey; other rollover text has a white underline; some menus have background colour changes; some links don’t have any rollover effect at all, and hence don’t appear to be links.
  • The site is all in frames which means people cannot easily bookmark pages of interest. Anyhow, here’s the page for The Highlands.
  • Notice anything odd about that page? No pictures. Actually there should be. There’s lots of HTML in the page that indicates different images along with other menu options. All sorts of extra stuff. Except I can’t see it except with my Camino web browser. Lovely. Another daft website only tested on Windows. When will people realise to develop and test with Macintosh and test with Windows?
  • For those not using Camino on the Macintosh there is no useful navigation meaning that once you’ve dug down three levels or so, you cannot get back up without going back to the home page.

The site is also geared towards people that want to move here from other countries, hence it includes information (actually just links) regarding visas, work permits etc. But, what about other countries in the UK? I have lived most of my life in England and not once did I see anything promoting the value of moving to Scotland. Sure, you can visit Scotland for a holiday, but to live? Nothing. And Still Nothing. Let’s have some comparisons. Let’s persuade people to move here from England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

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Sleep Well

Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehen, dass er dabei nicht zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in eine Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

Frederick Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 4 August 1886.

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