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Paddling in the Pool of Pop
So many thoughts, so little time. Apologies if it sounds a bit showbiz:
Nice to see that one-time dance diva Tina Cousins is back with a new single. Unfortunately, it’s a uninspired cover of Wonderful Life, which looks and sounds as interesting and inviting as a trip to the supermarket. Similarly is Dannii Minogue’s new single Perfection, which seems stuck in 1997. Even the remixes – based on the iTunes Music Store previews – are bland. Can’t polish a turd can you?
Since I’m on the theme of covers.. what’s up with Alanis Morrisette? Recently there’s been that peculiar acoustic version of Jagged Little Pill, and now we have a cover of Seal’s Crazy. It thinks it’s a dance track. But why a cover version? Has she lost her guitar? Run out of chords? Forgot to get new strings? Just bought a new drum machine?
Bananarama seem intent on their comeback. Their second single Look on the Floor tiptoes in and around the ‘chilled dance’ category. Although the title could be a hook for a dozen drunken night club jokes. Texas have a new single out shortly. Can’t Resist is rather good if you’re into chilled dance, and it’s heaps better than their first single from their forthcoming album Red Book – and it’ll be interesting to see if it’s copy-protected. Sorry, geek joke.
Pity these three: One time member of S-Club n, Jo O’Meara, probably the only one who could sing, has just released her debut album. Judging from the radio plays of the first single it remains in first gear. And judging from the track titles, it’s targeted at 12 year-olds. Frightening. Lisa Scott-Lee is doing no better with her dire comeback single Electric. So dire in fact that some lyrics have to be muted out when put on daytime TV. Girls Aloud also seem to be going further downhill. Their new single sounds like two songs stapled together, playing snap with verse and chorus, but I think there’s a great Ladytron song in the chorus somewhere.
Thankfully, putting all of this in perspective is German comedy-metal band Rammstein. They have a new video on rotation. Benzine (chorus ‘BENZENE!!!’ – repeated many times) is a hilarious CGI-driven trip which out-carnages Burnout.
