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Sam, Strawberries and Wine

Saturday. A spontaneous invitation from Fran and John to visit them for a barbecue. A real one. Burgers, potatoes and onions and other little bits and bobs were consumed by all of us, complete with a nice Australian Shiraz and lots of punch. Sitting on the decking, overlooking the huge back lawn, which adjoins next door, and another neighbour’s field that was being mowed by a huge tractor-thing.

Sam misbehaved again, as he usually does when visitors are about. Stopping occasionally for a rest, or to bound down the steps to say ‘hello’ to an elderly German Shepherd that frequently wanders through. Or to sit at the corner of the house looking over the other side of the street to look out for his other doggy friend Elmo.

The strawberries were sensational. This area is known as the strawberry capital of Canada, and the ones we had were picked up at one of the wooden stalls that dot the highways during a couple of weeks of each year. The “You Picks” are open too.

Here’s Sam, hypnotised by the promise of popcorn:

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I also now know how to pronounce Emm Gryner’s surname properly.

This year’s visit to Montreal got postponed due to logistical issues. Next year: Niagara Falls and lots of wine tasting, but I have to make a list of where exactly I want to go.

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From Sarah, backwards to Tori

I think that it’s best to listen to Sarah Fimm’s albums in reverse chronological order. Earlier this week I started with Nexus, which is more comfortably electronic than her previous works. I ended up at Cocooned, her experimental debut, which seems better in the context of her later albums than if merely listened to in isolation. That’s not to say that her later music is worse. Whilst listening to Cocooned, I was called to listen to Tori AmosFrom The Choirgirl Hotel.

As soon as Cocooned finished, I started on From The Choirgirl Hotel, and discovered that it really is my favourite Tori album, much more than I originally thought. Listen to the opener Spark and be floored by its magnificence, twice. I soon acquired my Do Not Disturb Me attitude, which means bad things for those that interrupt my listening session.

Fortunately, all was well, and I finished it successfully without disruption. Then onto Boys For Pelé and To Venus And Back. One of them is my least liked, but I don’t know which or why.

Friday was a music-free day, so I resumed listening to Boys For Pelé, and was astonished how much I missed this music. And it was only one day. Then onto to Under The Pink. One of the benefits of having all of Tori’s albums is that each album can now be listened to in the context of the rest of her albums, spotting the progressions, repeated ideas and cross-pollination of musical motifs. Another benefit is that the albums and songs that I didn’t fancy as much now take on a greater significance. I feel compelled to listen to them, to delve into their very essence, without the baggage of the rest of her music, and they turn out to be very good indeed.

Songs that I once mentally skipped over, now become great pieces of work. Doughnut Song, Marianne, Bells For Her are my tracks of the days. None of her contemporary followers or peers writes like Tori does. The piano work on Bells for Her is sparse but incredible.

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Hershey’s

Every road leads to Smith’s Falls, or so it appears. This town is the place to go if you want to see how Hershey’s chocolates and candies are made. And to buy some. My cousin Fran and my uncle both ambled through the ‘Chocolate Shoppe’, colliding with excited schoolies, and filling their baskets. Not me though.

Aside for some seemingly high quality chocolate near the entrance the rest looked evil. No idea as to the cocoa content. Mmmm.. main ingredients: sugar. And artificial flavouring. Even the chocolate has artificial flavouring. The Maple Creams don’t have any maple in them. This is Canada, remember, where genuine, real, maple syrup comes from.

Ugh.

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Gananoque

Travel south from Ottawa for about 100 miles and you reach Gananoque. A cute little town near one end of Lake Ontario and a 20 minute drive from the 1000 Islands International Bridge that crosses the water, onto the islands and the United States.

We went on the three hour boat tour of the 1000 Islands. If there’s a rock, there’s a house on it. Literally. Half of the area of the islands is owned by Canada, the remainder by the United States, although Canada owns most of the islands. The tour crosses the international border twice on its tour around many of the islands, circling the much larger Hill Island and Wellesley Island.

Included on the tour is the smallest bridge that joins two countries across a waterway:

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There’s plenty to see and hear. Besides houses, of course. Boldt Castle, built by one-time proprietor of the Waldorf Historia in New York, and landmarks reflecting the people who helped build this part of the world.

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Parks

There are a lot of parks in Ottawa, built near the rivers or in the city itself. Both Andrew Haydon Park and Dick Bell Park are alongside the Ottawa River. No bicycles or dogs are allowed here.

Andrew Haydon Park has lots of wildlife. Canada Geese and various gulls wander around, oblivious to the human presence. The geese nibble at the grass. One chipmunk made a brief appearance at the main entrance to the park, but the star was a groundhog eating carrots from the hand of a friendly Canadian:

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Following the river around brings you to some marshland, more geese and various other birds. This leads to Dick Bell Park and the Nepean Sailing Club:

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Rebates

My uncle and I went to Staples yesterday to buy a replacement keyboard and mouse combo for his PC. This purchase included both an Instant Rebate and a Mail In Rebate.

The Instant Rebate is applied directly at the till.

The Mail In Rebate requires a form to be completed and posted to Staples. Alternatively, there’s an online rebate site, a six step system which requires the entry of four pieces of information from the receipt. Both systems then have the rebate posted back by cheque in 6 to 8 weeks.

Staples also runs an Easy Rebate, which isn’t the same as the Mail In Rebate, and which can also be completed online.

Are rebates a marketing ploy?

Why not just reduce the price paid at the store?

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Selling. Online.

Much of the advice given about running an online store discusses issues related to providing attractive, secure, reliable and trusted online presence. It doesn’t include advice about selling. That’s because it is assumed that people selling products online already know about selling offline, using traditional outlets. Because building a website does not automatically build a business.

When setting up a physical store one has to:

  • determine if a market exists for your products or services
  • tell your market that you exist
  • get people to choose you over your competitors
  • set the prices
  • determine the shipping methods and prices
  • staff the store
  • define the policies to you apply to the store, staff and customers
  • present and describe your products
  • achieve a sale in the easiest way possible
  • encourage related and repeat sales

Each consideration in the above list is about persuading people to buy. There’s no other reason for a store to exist, except to sell stuff.

Building an online store only provides the basic mechanism for a store. A website does not find customers and does not force people to buy its products or services. It cannot be built and forgotten about, whilst you wait for the orders to magically arrive. It requires work and commitment.

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Ribbons

Office 2007 is not a PDA or a website. So why the Home tab?

It appears that the ribbon collects all of the menus, contextual popups and floating pallets that existed in previous versions of Office. Great. But this is missing the point.

Fiddling about with the Office user interface in this way is not merely rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. It’s bringing more deck chairs out from storage, then rearranging them too. The Welcome to the New Office User Interface document (Zipped PDF) proves this.

Jensen Harris’ Office User Interface blog makes an interesting read.

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