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Junior Boys: First Time

This is taken from So This Is Goodbye, the Hamilton, Ontario duo’s second album, just released. And it’s phenomenal. Having three remarkable techno / pop albums released in one year is great news. (The other two are The Knife’s Silent Shout and Ellen Allien and Apparat’s Orchestra of Bubbles)

On first listen, First Time is a bit fey, but by the time it ends, it demands to be listened to a second time.

This is music for your soul, or maybe it’s just for mine.

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The Parcelforce Experience

About two years ago, we needed to deliver a box, and we booked a pickup on-line through Parcelforce. All went well until we got to the stage where Parcelforce makes PDF labels on-line for you to print out. We had pop-up blocking on our browser, so no labels appeared, no warning. Nothing.

So I rang them to inform them of this issue via a contact number on their website. Their customer service department couldn’t help me, because they weren’t integrated with the website. Indeed, they couldn’t even cancel the booking. The only way to arrange a pickup was to book another one, by phone, paying a second time and write to Parcelforce asking them to null the previous booking and refund us. Which is what we did, and we did get a refund.

Yesterday, I tried again for a new pickup, this time going to Europe. Now, their booking system only supports Windows XP, Internet Explorer 6.x, Requires “Scripting”, and Adobe Reader 5 or more. Fortunately I have Windows XP running on my MacBook, so that was okay.

The booking experience was better than before, and yes, I got the labels to print. One fascinating aspect of the booking is that you can decide when you want the parcel to be picked up, picking a date and a time range, in fifteen minute intervals. Great! I needed to get the parcel to its destination sometime next week, so I picked the current day, and the widest time range permitted. The booking went through and I had a tracking number.

Then I waited. And waited. And no one turned up. Nothing. Not a phone call or an e-mail.

This morning I rang them up to ask about the pickup. No apology, or option for scheduling the pickup for today. No, instead I had to cancel the pickup (which this time they could do, and they could refund me), and book it again over the phone. Parcelforce came to pick up just over one hour after booking.

So what exactly is the point of Parcelforce on-line?

On another matter: I wonder how many on-line customers Parcelforce lose by not having their website set up correctly. Type parcelforce.co.uk into your web browser and you’ll most likely not find their website. Instead, it requires a www. prefix for it to be found.

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iTV: It’s bigger than you think

Apple’s announcements yesterday were numerous: new iPods, including an incredibly small iPod nano, a new iTunes and the introduction of a download movie service in ‘near-DVD’ quality. But the most important announcement was for the preview of iTV.

It’s currently touted as a way of getting video from your computer to your TV. But look at the features: wireless networking, USB 2.0, component video, traditional and optical audio jacks.

So, why is it the size of a Mac mini, and why is it going to cost $299? Because, I believe, it’s more than a way of getting video from your computer to your TV.

Unlike other ‘media centre’ devices, which focus entertainment around the computer, this device distributes entertainment around the home. Just like the Sonos does for audio, the iTV will do the same for both audio and video. That’s why there’s the Ethernet cable. And that’s partly why it’s the same form factor as the Mac mini.. Grab a Mac mini and an iTV and you can start sending audio and video anywhere. Buy another iTV and you view video on the TV in your bedroom and connect it up to your powered speakers for music. Perhaps even sync or stream your iPod content from anywhere?

Okay, now why does it cost $299? For three reasons: it probably has high quality audio and video components; it needs a price that sits in the marketplace (think TiVo, Roku etc.); it’s got other stuff inside which we don’t know about yet.

Like a hard disc.

Update: Some people think that Apple are going to release an 802.11n wireless router with a Gigabit Ethernet next year for backward compatibility. They aren’t. Or rather, they are: just look at the iTV.

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E-tailer Tips

  1. Don’t send out a newsletter saying that something is for sale on your online store, when it isn’t. Because you’ll lose the sale. By the time it appears on the store, readers will most likely have forgotten about the newsletter.
  2. If someone cannot find something on your store and they contact you, don’t tell them to wait for the item to go up on the store. Because you’ll lose the sale. Instead, get their information and find another way to fulfill the sale.

(Okay, so that’s only two tips, but I’m sure others will turn up in the future).

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Sleater-Kinney: The Woods

Number 4 of 2005 — Sleater-Kinney: The Woods

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Oh, how I’ve wanted to write that title for ages. Excuse me if this review is badly written – it’s because I don’t think I can adequately explain what makes this album the most exciting one of last year.

I would guess that to fully appreciate this album, one has to know the musical history of Sleater-Kinney: to have experienced each of their releases; each future one referring back to earlier albums, whilst trying something new. Remembering that Sleater-Kinney were (are?) torch-bearers for both riot-grrrl intellectuals and queer-punk.

I admitted in a post earlier this year that I was scared to play this album. I’ve been listening to music seriously for twenty years, building up a collection of perhaps 1,700 albums, and this is the only one that I have resisted playing. Resisted playing for seven months.

But I needn’t had worried. Whilst The Woods rocks, big time (particularly on the eleven minute Let’s Call It Love), and the dualling vocals of Corin Tucker and Carrie Brownstein are perhaps more dissonant, The Woods is a beautiful album to listen to. Provided that you have headphones, accommodating neighbours or you live on an island. Because it demands to be played loud.

The Woods doesn’t draw you in. The first song The Fox explodes right from the start. This is how it’s going to be: crushingly heavy guitars and drums with flailing vocals. Claustrophobic. No way out. If you survive this, you might just survive the rest of the album. As Pitchfork put it: “Those who make it to Wilderness will have passed a test of sorts.”

Well, I made it. Wilderness has more in common with their earlier albums, turning personal conflicts into frustration with U.S. politics (“a two-headed brat / tied to the other for life”). Oh yeah, and guitar solos and riffs that come straight outta Throwing Muses. If anything, it’s the tunes and grooves that are the surprise discovery on this album. What’s Mine Is Yours, has them, breaks them apart, then introduces a meandering guitar solo, backwards effects and colossal reverb, before a bass-line leads it back into the rest of the song, almost Patti Smith-style. Except, of course, there is no bass player: Corin plays a baritone guitar, and Carrie tunes hers down.

Jumpers [video] exhibits beauty in personal catastrophe: “There is a bridge adored and famed / The Golden spine of engineering / Whose back is heavy / With my weight”. This song is probably their finest creation. “Four seconds was the longest wait.Jumpers is followed by Modern Girl, which provides an alternative to suicide. After 11 years Sleater-Kinney are still defiant and angry. Dave Fridmann’s production grunges out the ending. But if it’s grunge you want, take the conclusion of Rollercoaster, which crushes the guitars almost beyond recognition, but still finds so much space for the harmonies.

Entertain [video] sonically reminds me of the video for Radiohead’s Karma Police. I’m in the car and it’s Sleater-Kinney lighting the match, this time over the top of military drumming. “All you want is entertainment / Rip me open it’s free;” the anaesthetising of the entire modern world.

If there’s one album I can compare this to, it’s Throwing Muses eponymous final album. Both were recorded quickly and both sound like a bunch of people who know one another and their music so intimately that the songs just pour out of their souls and onto tape.

Steep Air re-iterates their anger with sexual inequality, or perhaps provides more commentary on the state of their country. It’s probably also a teaser for the following Let’s Call It Love, which is an invitation to the dance or to the fight, complete with sporting metaphors. Unable to reach any conclusion about relationships except the title. The song ends with a massive band improvisation, but the group don’t improvise around the song. Instead, they wander all over the place, before, somehow, managing to segue into the final song Night Light. A ghostly finale: “How do you do it / With visions of worst to come / Live in the present / And spin off the rays of the sun

Throwing Muses disbanded after they released Limbo, then came back together six years later for their 2003 album. On 27 June 2006, Sleater-Kinney announced an indefinite hiatus. I’m hoping too, that this isn’t their final album, fitting though it is, because the world needs more of their music.

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Nathan Fake: Charlie’s House

Taken from the Norfolk boy’s debut album, Drowning in a Sea of Love, this is a gentle meander down endless country roads, where the scenery is much the same, mile after mile, but it’s always changing. It boasts ambient synth washes, the lightest drum beats and loveliest cutest arpeggiated loop you’re likely to hear this year.

[iTunes UK]

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Luke Slater: Hard Knock Rock

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space. Too much coffee, too quickly. Listening to Luke Slater’s Wireless. Indeed, a beautiful day.

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