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After my experiences of Wednesday I wonder how Apple sell any new products.

We took a trip to central Ottawa to view the new MacBook and MacBook Pro products at Henrys – the nearest, largest store that Apple says sells Macintosh products, rather than just iPods. Henry’s website indicates that the products were in stock in Ottawa. Goody.

Until we got there: on display was an iBook G4, a 17” Powerbook G4, an iMac and a couple of Cinema Displays. But no MacBooks. I spoke to one of the store’s employees: a really friendly, approachable and knowledgeable guy named Louis-Philippe. He said that they did have them in stock, but they were not on display because they didn’t have enough to put out on display. Huh? Later I discovered that the concept of ‘in stock’ meant ‘we can get them from our store in Toronto in a couple of days’. Right. You’re in the capital city of your country and you don’t have any MacBooks.

My Uncle wanted to buy an MP3 player. Louis-Philippe tried to sell him a 30GB or 60GB iPod, but he wants to play classical music. I recommended a 4GB iPod because these flash-based iPods are more suited to lengthy pieces of music and the capacity is closer to the size of his music collection. In stock? No. Only in Kanata, where they had two black 4GB iPods.

So we drove back home towards Kanata and picked up an iPod. Charger? Nope. Out of stock. But then most of the Kanata employees seemed clueless about iPods and clueless about how to ring up the sale on the till. Still, they have a whole wall dedicated to photo paper for printers. Hmm.

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Emily Etc.

I recall visiting The Tate Gallery approximately 15 years ago, spending virtually all day wandering around the exhibits, concluding that there was nothing that appealed to me: classical or contemporary. Admittedly that was before I started to appreciate art as an aspect of design, when I moved into web development.

Judging from the publicity material for Emily Carr’s exhibition at the National Gallery of Canada, it was apparent that this would be a different from the standard ‘show and tell’, telling the life and inspirations of Emily through her work, influences and relationships with her peers. And indeed it was, although there’s little about her background, except where it affects the work she produced.

Prior to the start of her career, visits to the First Nations communities in British Columbia influenced her strongly. Her first paintings showed First Nations people and the use of totem poles in the context of their communities. She painted an awful lot of totem poles. But she also painted landscapes – mainly trees. A lot of trees. Financial problems caused her to abandon her career in 1913, and it wasn’t until the late 1920’s that she resumed work, having come in contact with The Group of Seven whilst participating in an exhibition of Canadian West Coast art.

This time around her work became more expressive, still driven by landscapes – yet more trees – but reflecting her emotions, religious beliefs and her views on the Canadian logging industries that were destroying forests. It’s this latter phase that I found more impressive because her works was not simply a reproduction of what she saw, instead there’s often a skewing of the subjects – the merging and twisting of trees and rock formations, stylistic reduction of landscapes, broader stroke-work and incredible shades and colours.

I cannot handle a full day visiting a gallery because all the exhibits merge into each other and you end up with a mush of memories. This visit to the National Gallery therefore included just one more section: Contemporary Art.

There’s a lot of rubbish in the Contemporary Art section. You can always tell rubbish art when there needs to be detailed intellectual descriptions behind a piece of work. One series of works were ink and paper based maps, showing altitudes, roads, railways and houses. Imaginary maps for ghost towns. As in towns for ghosts. Yup.

Worth seeing is the brief Rock and Roll section, including one huge sheet of paper on which were printed album titles at 6pt. There is also a lot of art reflecting the legacy of First Nations people. But the highlight was a full-size truck trailer. Because it’s not a truck trailer. Instead it’s a canvas, thumbtack and plastic reconstruction of a trailer, complete with assembly instructions under its base.

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Less is More

This phrase, together with Getting Real, seem to be the common guidelines when designing Web 2.0 applications. Feature creep, or the inclusion of functionality which is irrelevant or will rarely be used, were common occurrences when I was involved in software development before starting our company. There was never any priority rating of requirements and every requirement eventually made its way into delivered software. Milestones were often missed because they were deemed immovable, or because had been agreed prior to their associated functionality. And, when milestones were missed, project timescales were re-assessed, allowing the inclusion of additional features in order to placate disappointed customers (who had often requested the unnecessary features in the first place!)

During my vacation to Canada last year I reached a few life-altering decisions, which culminated in a more relaxed approach to work, and my adoption of the Getting Things Done philosophy (if not quite, yet, the method). This year I feel some other things brewing.

First up: My family are hoarders. Every one I know in my family keeps stuff that they no longer need, or stuff that they don’t know they have or want. I’m similarly afflicted, although I’m getting slightly better at not getting stuff I know I don’t want. But my main problem is that I get bored and/or frustrated really easily, and if I can get something else that keeps me amused then I do so.

Consequently, my home has lots of things that I no longer use, or need. I have hi-fi equipment in my garage and in my dining area. I have other electronic equipment which I last used years ago. But I’ve never got rid of any of this. I’ve advertised some of it but without any success of disposing of it. Do people not want second-hand items any more? Most of my unwanted gear has never been advertised. I’ve never attempted to pass on many items I no longer need. The reason for this is the hassle involved. It’s more painful for me to try to dispose of stuff than it is to keep it.

Until now. Frankly I’m fed up with it all. It sits around, cluttering up my house and my brain. I don’t know how I’m going to dump it all. But I have a feeling I might end up giving it all away. For free. Because I want rid of it. And that’s far more important than any monetary compensation. And it’s really important that I jettison it all quickly. I want less stuff in my life and I want it now.

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Unshine

Thursday was quite different from what we had planned. We set out under moderately cloudy skies to drive to Upper Canada Village. This is a development close to Morrisburg that is a working recreation of an 1860’s village.

On the way south the weather got worse and then the rain started. It stopped, started and then decided to pour down. By the time we reached our target it was dreadful – far too bad to venture out and about, so we abandoned the idea of wandering around the place.

Instead we ventured to a nearby Tim Hortons for a coffee and donut, to warm ourselves up. It’s worth visiting one of these ubiquitous fast food restaurants because the coffee is decent and cheap, as are the donuts. A little over CAN $2 for a medium coffee and a yummy chocolate caramel donut. Compare this to £2.25 for just a coffee in Inverness Station.

We then decided to take a route back home via a revisit to Merrickville for supper at The Goose and Gridiron.

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The Lack of Lakes

Tuesday and a return trip to Gatineau Park. Last year we made a couple of trips to the park to wander around the lakes and some of the trails. This year I wanted to see some of the lakes we’d missed.

Sure, there are other lakes. Lake Fortune is huge. The ski-runs from Camp Fortune are adjacent to it, but you can’t get to the lake. It’s simply too steep to run steps or tracks down to the lake. You can only peer through the trees to glimpse it.

Lake Bourgeois is better, although you wouldn’t believe it, unless you were prepared to fight through the trees, bugs and undergrowth to get to the edge of this swampy lake. The park does intend people to walk down to the lake side. A few yards down from the parking area there are some steps, precariously perched at an angle, for one to venture down. Then it’s time to seek out the bare paths that others have trod to get down to the bottom:

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It was a warm, sunny day, and all types of bugs were flying around including huge dragonflies which often bumped into us like little drunken helicopters.

Oh, and for those keeping track of my Dairy Queen obsession: just the one so far.

The weather is on the turn Wednesday, but on Thursday we’ll be visiting Morrisburg and Upper Canada Village towards the south of Ottawa.

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Nicola Hitchcock: I Forgive Me

Saturday. Rain. Lots of it. Well, that’s what it seemed like. I expect we didn’t really have that much, but it just drizzled and fell from 6am to 10pm. On some occasions the sky cleared a little, giving hope that some sun would appear, but then a dreary grey haze fell again.

There’s no CSI for me to watch at the moment. The repeats showing on TV are from Season 6, and which I’ve seen. Alias concluded last week, so I can’t skip ahead on that either. Instead we’re dabbling with DVDs. First up, a review copy of Munich..

Don’t bother. Steven Spielberg’s dramatisation of Vengeance isn’t it a good movie. For the first 100 minutes it looked and felt like a Harry Palmer movie as directed by Woody Allen. During this period, after a (quite good) skim over the events in Munich, the film deteriorates into a formulaic sequence of killings as Avner and his team seek out and murder those responsible for the events. It makes Alias look well paced and considered. The remainder of the film is better, because a sub-plot becomes the main plot of the final hour. However, the conclusion is vulgar, stupid and there are many oh-so-obvious references to 9/11 – not least the final scene. I expected this. Unfortunately, this is what we get from the Hollywood Hand-Wringing Machine.

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Tori Amos: Upside Down

..and sunglasses and iPod and iBook, plus the occasional purr of the air conditioner. Friday.

It’s recommended that when travelling by plane you set your watch to the time zone of your destination. Based on my one sample try yesterday this actually works. With a little help.

There was no way on earth I was going to watch the remake of King Kong on my flight over to Ottawa. For two reasons; the first being that there were no drop-down screens on this 767-300, so if I wanted to get a look at the film I needed to view the dismal projector screen at the front of the cabin area. The projector gave everything a 1970s feel – washed out brown coloring, slightly blurred vision. Strangely it appears not to make Cheers look worse than it did when that series launched. The second reason is I’m too short – I can barely see the toilet vacancy signs.

Instead, I decided to listen to Armin van Burren’s ‘A State of Trance’, Episode 249. But, aside from a couple of tracks towards the end of the two hours, it wasn’t much good and I felt increasingly sleepy. My solution was to listen to 50 of my favourite songs from June 2005 to May 2006, and stare out of the window, gazing at the blue sea and the little fluffy clouds. There’s something extra-chilling about listening to Sleater-Kinney’s song Jumpers when 6 miles high – when it takes much longer than 4 seconds to hit the ground.

I had forgotten about the Air Canada Pizza, which creeps up towards the end of the flight to Canada, like a dare. You need something much more heavy duty than a mere plastic knife and fork. Scissors or a chainsaw might have helped.

Customs and immigration was tedious. Why do they always ask the same questions? More importantly, why do they need to know what I do and who I work for? As if they’ll have heard of Junctionbox Media. Either way, then what? You can’t carry ‘living organisms’ into Canada – and they have sniffer dogs to detect them. Or maybe I’m reading too much into the warning signs.

I’m going to be kidnapped and taken to Montreal one day.

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